Cowboy Bepop Suffers from Grade Inflation

Keanu-dear is all gung-ho to play Spike-y Baby in a live-action adaptation of what I consider to be one of the worst animes to ever grace Adult Swim.

I've met Mark Handler, who is quite brilliant except in this instance. I've watched the anime, and was underwhelmed. I've listened to the soundtrack, and hated it.

Please whine in the comments about how Cowboy Bepop is the best thing evAr, live-action adaptions are messed up, and in general, you are too otaku for me. @.@

To Sound Bite It: Cowboy Bepop Is Overrated.